Breaking: Biden’s Notorious Luggage Thief Freed From Prison

We have some breaking news! Former Biden Energy Department official, Sam Brinton, known as a non-binary individual, has been released on bond following his arrest for multiple airport luggage thefts. Brinton, also charged in two prior baggage theft cases, was terminated from the administration amidst these accusations. The latest charge pertains to a 2018 incident where he stole a fashion designer’s luggage and was seen flaunting her unique designs. This former deputy assistant secretary’s recurring criminal activity raises questions about the thoroughness of President Biden’s staff vetting process.

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“Fun Fact: There’s no such thing as “Non-binary”.”

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